Total Medals Earned: 1,024 (From 169 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,035 Points
Medals Earned: 12/23 (150/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/400 points)
Go for the style points.
Just pick up a health pack!
These batteries run on Vectricity!
Fire into an alien swarm for an incredible chain reaction.
Survive two days.
Die ten times.
Unleash an unstoppable stream of bullets.
Survive unlimited waves of enemy fire.
Blast aliens with this five-shot attack.
Survive five days.
Help is on the way...
Collect 20 powerups in one arcade game.
Finish story mode.
Score a LOT of points in arcade mode.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 28/45 (585/1,440 points)
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Build a Boat.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Activate the Forge.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (10/500 points)
...and keeps on whip'n.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Played 10 times in one session
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Medals Earned: 11/12 (135/185 points)
Win a Battle 1st Try
16 Military Units
Earn 1000 Mana
Retreat 10 Units
Reclaim All Parts of Your Amulet
Heal 20 Units
Build a Level 4 Building
Kill 500 Baddies
Mine 10000 Gold
Use All Acts of God
Max Level a Unit
Finish the Game in Under 35 Days